Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Oh Jenny Jenny Jenny

Well since I put Lacy on blast and I love Shay enough... I will tell you my most embarrassingmoment as of recent that happened at Target. The day after it happened I called Charmaine and told her and she had to pull over because she was laughing so hard (at my expense) she almost crashed her car!!
Well anyways... it was late one night when I needed to do a quick Target run for somethingreally really important. Something like toilet paper or toothpaste. I can't really remember what it was. All I know is that it was past Jack's bedtime and I had him with me and he was a little cranky. So I ran it planning to run quickly out when I spotted the dang cutest little ruffly black tank top right in the front of the store.
And if you know my Target, you walk right into the women's clothing section. It's a smaller Target, so its also right by the dollar spot, the the left of the food court and caddy corner to the check out. Needless to say, I was visible to tooo many people! Well anyways... I had on a tight grey shirt and I thought to my self, I can just try it on real quick in front of this mirror, right on top of this shirt and be quick and done with it.
Well I tried it on (and to make the story worse, it wasn't even cute on!) So I quickly took it off, with Jack whining and clawing at me and I started my way to the pharmacy section... (YES, I didn't notice right away..) When I looked down in my hands and realized that with the tank top, I had REMOVED MY SHIRT!!!! YES.. I was standing in target in my over the shoulder boulder holder... LIKE A FOOL!!!
And you know how when you scream, DON'T LOOK, everyone looks? Well I said, at a far too loud decibel, "OH MY GOODNESS!" And everyone turns and looks at me like I am a total and complete FREAK... what is that crazy lady doing with her shirt off, I try and turn my shirt the right side out, and get it on while running to find an alone space that doesn't seem toexist anywhere in the universe!! And by now my shirt is certainly made of GLUE and will not cooperate and Jack isn't helping. By now the toilet paper doesn't seem so important. Except IT IS... I HAVE to get it!!! Oh my heavens. I am sure the perv security guards if they even exist, enjoyed watching the surveillance tapes on repeat.
Kill me!!
No, not really, I am definitely one to laugh at myself.... after a few months :)

10 comments:

Heather said...

HAHAHAHA! Jenny, that is SO FUNNY!!! Im laughing with you... not at you of course :)

Shay Lola said...

Oh, Jenny! Thanks for sharing! That's SO funny! (since it wasn't me, of course) I just almost laughed myself silly. Great story! Love you, too!

Maricia said...

HILLARIOUS!!! I can definitely appreciate this story... my pants fell off at the mall once. Good times, good times! So funny.
Hope all is well with your cute family!

brownymama said...

Holy cow! That is a good one! Just think of all the people you made happy that day. They all had a laugh, the pervs had a smile and they all had a story to share! (:

Amberly said...

That is so funny! Oh my Goodness, I needed a good laugh today. Thanks! Don't worry, it could have happened to any of us!

Cassy Taylor said...

What an experience! That is one that will be told for generations to come. So hilarious! And I loved Lacy's story too. What a little character.

Scary Sicari said...

Unlike Heather, I am totally laughing at you!!! j/k. Your stories are cracking me up.

Charmaine @ randalswife said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... HAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE YOU!

Alisa said...

Wow. I cringed, I empathized, I laughed. Definitely been there!... Sorta.. I've had the skirt tucked into the G's in public way too many times!

Charmaine Fuller said...

I forgot about this. Bahahahaha!